I spent three weeks planning an outdoor birthday party, and a freak hailstorm ruined the whole thing in five minutes., I was halfway through my presentation to the board of directors when my laptop screen went completely black., My dog escaped from the yard last night during the fireworks, and I had to search the neighborhood with a flashlight until 3:00 AM., My dog escaped from the yard last night during the fireworks, and I had to search the neighborhood with a flashlight until 3:00 AM., I spilled a full cup of hot coffee all over my white dress right before walking into the interview., The shared team calendar is completely blank for next week. Did you accidentally delete all the client bookings when you were updating the software?, The internet router is completely broken, and there is water pooled underneath it. Did you knock over your water glass next to the tech setup again?, The marketing team is furious because the social media post went out with a massive typo in the headline. Did you publish it without double-checking the draft?, The nice cheese I bought for the dinner party tonight is completely gone. Did you eat the whole block as a midnight snack?, The office coffee machine is making a horrible grinding noise and won't pour. Did you try to use whole beans without turning on the grinder module?

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