Homophonic Puns, My teacher threw sodium chloride on me. That's a salt!, What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes! (jeans vs. genes), Rest in peace, boiling water. You will be mist! (missed vs. mist/steam), Homographic, What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium (/ˈhiːliəm/ - the element) and you can't curium, you might as well bury (/ˈberi/ - barium) him!, Homonymic Puns, I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. I just can't put it down! (physically lower vs. stop reading), Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun guy!, Why isn't energy made of atoms? Because it doesn't matter! (physical substance vs. being important), A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, "For you, no charge!" (cost vs. electrical charge), Compound, What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!, What weapon can you make from the chemical symbols for potassium (K), nickel (Ni), and iron (Fe)? A K-Ni-Fe (knife)!

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