Most of these pictures featured grumpy cats dressed up as famous historical figures like George_Washington., According to a recent staff log, the Director_of_National_Intelligence had made a massive email mistake., She accidentally replied to an all-staff security alert with her favorite recipe for a triple-chocolate fudge cake., Leo then discovered a strict warning reminding Secret_Service agents never to feed Press_Secretary Karoline_Leavitt's pet hamster after midnight., A secret audio file contained a recording of the Attorney_General practicing a loud pirate impression for an upcoming family party., Leo found a file labelled "Epstein," but (disappointingly) it was just a lot of Amazon receipts for junk food and inflatable pool toys., The Secretary_of_Energy had even submitted an official complaint about a ghost allegedly stealing his favorite coffee mug every Tuesday., Furthermore, Kash Patel had submitted a formal request to replace all standard office chairs in the FBI with large, bright pink exercise balls to improve agent’s posture., Finally, Leo found a digital sticky note that President Donald_Trump had left on his main desktop screen., The note reminded the president to look up whether penguins actually have knees., Realizing the world leaders were all just a bunch of weirdos, Leo quietly logged out of the network and rolled his eyes.

Hacker pt.2

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