I slept in my car all night., I poured water on my computer., I gave a waiter a $1,000 tip., I ran all the way home from work., I bought everyone in the pub a drink., I gave 15 red roses to a pretty girl., I quit my job., I came home and my house was empty., I was sent to court., I had to do 100 hours of community service., I was sentenced to two years in prison., Security stopped me at the exit., I loaded the washing machine four times in one day., The roast chicken was completely black., I lost touch with my childhood best friend., My rent increased by 30% overnight.

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