We've been cleaning the mayor's garage since 8 a.m., and it's still a complete mess., My neighbour's dog barked for six hours straight... until 2 a.m., My mother tells me that I am the most handsome man in Pykiv., Last night I had seven glasses of wine and was going to text my ex., I know something really shocking about Anya... You won't believe it when you hear it., I had a first date with a man and complimented his great hair. He replied with "It's a wig" (перука), I haven't cleaned my apartment in three months, but I'll do it all tonight., I bought my girlfriend Ira a luxurious house after one year of working abroad., I won the Pykiv's marathon yesterday! Now the mayor will give me a million-dollar check!

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