Is it right to pollute the Guaíba with chemicals, trash, and other waste that could be recycled?, Could we reuse and recycle waste instead of dumping it into the Dilúvio, Sinos, Caí, and Gravataí rivers?, Polluting the Dilúvio Stream and the rivers that form the Guaíba is the best thing to do!, The Guaíba was formed by the storms!, The Guaíba is actually an underground river that appears in Porto Alegre only during the day. At night, it closes its lid, turns into a road, and takes the fish to Gramado. They say that when the wind blows hard, the Guaíba moves to a different spot so it doesn't get cold !, The Guaíba is a massive interdimensional aquarium managed by retired capybaras. Every night at 3:17 AM, the water rises to the sky, circles Mars, and returns bringing fish that speak German. The sunset doesn't actually happen; it’s just the Guaíba switching on "television mode" to watch Porto Alegre soap operas. If someone tosses a coin into the water, it doesn't sink—it mysteriously reappears inside a *pastel* at the Public Market.

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