A Costa Rican tells you: “Ahorita lo hago.” When will they do it?, Right now, In exactly 5 minutes, Tomorrow, Nobody really knows, The bus schedule says 4:00 p.m. It's 4:15 and the bus isn't there. What do you do?, Call the FBI, Wait and trust the process, Start walking to Guanacaste, Assume the bus disappeared, You're in San José and someone says: “Nos vemos en la Vaca de Marito Mortadela” Should you be concerned?, Absolutely, call 911, No, it's a real meeting point in San José, It's a nightclub, It's Costa Rican slang for the airport, Google Maps says your destination is “only 10 km away” in Costa Rica. How long will it take?, Could be 20 minutes. Could be two hours. Good luck., Exactly 20 minutes, Exactly 10 minutes, 30 minutes, The bus is completely full, but the driver says “Sí hay campo.” Where is the space?, In the back, Next to the driver, In another dimension apparently, On the roof, It's the end of the month, you're broke and hungry. Suddenly you see Pollolandia. What is it?, A restaurant, A building, A sign from God, A tourist attraction, Your friend looks at their exam grade and says “¡Qué madre!” What probably happened?, They miss their mom, Things did NOT go well, They got 100, They want food, Choose the correct Costa Rican December starter pack:, Snow + fireplace + skiing, Pumpkins + candy + costumes, Tamales + 🐂 toros + ✨ Festival de la Luz + 🎡 Zapote, Flowers + Easter eggs, La Sele is losing. Your uncle, who has never coached anything in his life, suddenly becomes:, A referee, A journalist, Silent, A Jorge Luis Pinto, Costa Rica 2014 World Cup nostalgia level:, 2/10, DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M EMOTIONAL, 7/10, 5/10, What is the ultimate Costa Rican drink combination?, Pacha + YET, Pacha + Fresco Leche, Pacha + Coca-Cola, Pacha + Tang, What is the most suspicious thing to find inside a reused ice cream container?, Ice cream, Beans, Absolutely anything except ice cream, Leftover olla de carne, Your Costa Rican friend says: “Mae, tengo pega.” What should they do?, Find a grandma to rub their stomach, Buy some glue, Eat another casado, Go for a 10 km run

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