I have a headache, I can't sleep at night, A stray dog bit me, My father's in hospital, My left eye hurts when I drink coffee, I got lost in the desert, It's my mother's birthday tomorrow, I'm allergic to cats and dogs, My girlfriend dumped me, I'm fat, I've got a bad case of claustrophobia, I think I'm ugly, An alien spaceship landed in my garden, I think my wife has an affair, I want to be rich, I think my boss doesn't like me, I hate my job, I shot a burglar in my house last night, I've got only six months to live, I want to marry a millionaire, I am depressed

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