when you've found 5000 in a winter coat, when your mum makes you put on a hat, when you have no homework for today, when you hit snooze 20 times and now you have 3 minutes to leave the house, when you realize you have no friends, when you say something funny but nobody hears it, when it's the 1st of September and you're a schoolchild, when it's your birthday but you dislike all the presents, when you're arguing with somebody and Wikipedia decides you're right, when your friend tells your mum that you haven't been at school, when you open a bag of chips but there's only half of a bag, when you lose smth and someone says "where'd you lost it?", when you're washing the dishes and touch smth disgusting, when a teacher asks if you learn new words every day, when your grandparents heard you saying bad words, when you don't know anyone in a company, when you got "5" and all your classmates got "4", when you come out of the shower but there are no towels, when your phone is dead the minute you start listening to a great song, when you say "what's up" and they say "the sky", when somebody says hello in the street but you don't recognize him/her, when you take a nap and wake up 5 hours later and don't know what year it is.

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