I told my boss what I thought of him. - I’m now unemployed., I ate 2 litres of ice cream. - I feel like throwing up now., I forgot my wife’s birthday. - Tonight I am sleeping on the sofa., My girlfriend dumped me. - I’m drowning my sorrows at the pub., I broke a mirror. - I’ll have seven years bad luck., I’ve met the man of my dreams. - I’m getting married tomorrow., I played computer games till two in the morning. - I’m falling asleep in class., I invested $5 in bitcoins 10 years ago. - I’m now a multi-millionaire., I fell asleep on the bus. - I missed my bus stop.,

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