1) Why did the tomato turn red? a) Because it saw the salad dressing! b) Because it sat in the sun! 2) What do you call a fake noodle? a) An impasta! b) A bowl of rice! 3) Why do bees have sticky hair? a) Because they swim in sugar water! b) Because they use honeycombs! 4) What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? a) Frostbite! b) A biting snowman! 5) What did the grape say when it got stepped on? a) Nothing, it just let out a little whine. b) Nothing, it cried. 6) What do you call a sleeping bull? a) A bullsnoozer! b) A bulldozer! 7) Why don't skeletons fight each other? a) They don't have the guts! b) They are scared! 8) Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? a) Because it was full! b) Because it was stuffed! 9) Why do elephants never use computers? a) Because they are afraid they can't type! b) Because they're afraid of mice! 10) What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? a) A woolly jumper! b) A jumping sheep!

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