What do you call an old snowman? - Water, What do you call a party for a snowman? - A snowBall., What kind of birds can write? - A Pen-guin., Why is it so cold at Christmas? - Because it is in Decembrrrrr., What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas? - A stocKing., What do snowmen eat for lunch? - IceBurgers, How does Christmas Day end? - With a letter "Y",

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