Diet, A plan usually undertaken to lose weight, until the next tempting dessert appears., Expert, Someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing., Coffee, A magical potion that turns "Leave me alone or die" into "Good morning, honey!", Alarm clock, A device designed to interrupt your dreams just when they're getting interesting., Parenting, The process of slowly losing your mind while pretending you have it all together.

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