I told my boss what I thought of him., I’m now unemployed., I ate 2 litres of ice cream., I feel like throwing up now., I forgot my wife’s birthday., Tonight I am sleeping on the sofa., My girlfriend dumped me., I’m drowning my sorrows at the pub., I broke a mirror., I’ll have seven years bad luck., I’ve met the man of my dreams., I’m getting married tomorrow., I played computer games till two in the morning., I’m falling asleep in class., I invested £5 in bitcoins 10 years ago., I’m now a multi-millionaire., I fell asleep on the bus., I missed my bus stop..

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