I may be ____, but at least my shadow still fits in skinny The key to a successful ____ is pretending you're a graceful gazelle instead of a clumsy human - spoiler alert: you're still a clumsy human They say ____ are great for your glutes, but I'm pretty sure mine are just permanently flattened from sitting all day. ____ who are on the shorter side might find it easier to hide their snack stash in hard-to-reach places - out of sight, out of mind! Every time I sneeze, I feel like I've done a million ____ crunches. The human ____ is like a delicate Jenga tower - one wrong move and it all comes crashing down. My ____ is so bad, even scarecrows are pointing and laughing at me. ____ are like little weights with big attitudes, always ready to show you who's boss. If ____ could talk, they would probably just scream "Stop rowing so violently, Brenda! You're not in a real boat!" I tried doing yoga to get ____, but all I did was fall over and fart in downward dog.

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