I'm not short, I'm just, vertically challenged!, She's not fat, she's just, big-boned!, I didn't lie, I was just, economical with truth!, I'm not getting old, I'm just becoming more, experientially enhanced!, I'm not tight, I'm just, careful with money!, I wasn't wrong, I was just using, alternative logic!, He's not unemployed, he's just, between jobs!, I wouldn't say he's clumsy, Let's just say he's, uniquely coordinated!, It's not belching, it's just being, gastronomically expressive., I don't think of myself as bald, just, comb-free!

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