the ability to make anything smell like cookies, talking to traffic lights and convincing them to charge faster, summoning Wi-Fi wherever you go, making plants grow by singing off-key, turning every spilled drink into coffee, freezing time for only 5 seconds, communicating with pigeons, making people tell the truth - but only for 10 seconds, charging phone with your positive energy, controlling weather, but only over one building, making instant powerpoint slides appear, speaking all programming languages but forgetting human ones, making anyone dance uncontrollably for 1 minute, turning all plastic into spaghetti, duplicating yourself - but your clone is lazy, making people laugh until they recycle something, turning old gadgets into potatoes, sending telepathic emails, translating cat language into human words, making politicians hiccup every time they lie.

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