to press a button so your device feels younger and smarter, to update, to throw your photo into the internet and pray for likes, to upload, to announce to the world who your friends are, even if they’re not ready, to tag somebody, to officially agree to waste your free time on a new app, to sign up, to end a friendship using the speed of a single click, to unfriend, to give your thumb a full workout without moving from the sofa, to scroll, to steal someone’s post and pretend you invented it, to repost, to stare at your screen until the truth magically appears, to look up, to angrily press every button on your phone until it finally obeys you, to log in.

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