a colleague of ours once noted that she preferred “decapitated coffee”, a friend claimed her boyfriend “took her for granite”, one woman told us that she was going through “mental pause,” before adding that her husband had quit smoking, “cold duck”, senators are chosen as committee chairmen on the basis of senility, the fun and excitement of childhood are nothing compared to the fun and excitement of adultery, the food in our cafeteria is so bad it’s not fit for human constipation, he was curled up in a fecal position on the floor, sobbin, we have to deal seriously with this offense as a detergent to others, patience is a virgin, He is the very pineapple of politeness!, I might just fade into Bolivian, this is truly HORRENDOUS introspective naval gazing nonsense that is being heralded as literature, his grandmother was diagnosed with old timer's disease, at the end of the day, we are all human beans, during my trip to Rome, I spent over an hour staring at the ceiling of the Sixteenth Chapel.

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