I have found almost everything ever written about love to be true, , Oh, what an extraordinary thought!, , Personally, I have not experienced anything remotely close to that, , But I'm more than willing to believe Shakespeare had, , I suppose I think about love more than anyone really should, , I'm constantly amazed by its sheer power to alter and define our lives, , Now that is something I know to be true, , Of that, I am an expert, , Yes, you are looking at one such individual, , The absolute worst years of my life, , These years that I've been in love have been the darkest days of my life, , Heart pounding, throat thickening, absolutely can't swallow, , All the usual symptoms, , No, no, no, no, that's over. Very over, , What's the story with you two, anyway?, , I don't think we should be talking about this at the office party, , I was head over heels, you know?, , Did he ever actually tell you that he loved you back?, , When I've reminded him of that, he said that it must have been as an answer to a question, , By the way, it absolutely was not, , You're not supposed to stay friends with him, , You're supposed to never talk to the prick again, .

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