Just calling to check in, , It's officially seven days until Christmas, and we're so excited that you're coming, , I know what I wanted to tell you, , I hope you don't mind, , They have the best dead pigs, , I can't barely hear you guys, , Are you on the landline?, , The landline has been proven to have much better sound quality than a mobile phone, , Fifty years we've had this sucker, , That's absolutely right, , It's not a joke, , I have a deadline, okay?, , Don't kid with Mommy, honey, , Your mother has been decorating the house since Halloween!, , I'd really prefer you not to do that, , This has nothing to do with that, , It's the gift that matters most this Christmas, , This is rock bottom, , I gotta book a flight, , I wish Heather could have come, , I know, but she's busy with her podcast, , And it's all about singles in the city, .

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