If you meet the man of your dreams, - …you’ll meet his beautiful wife, too., After your hands become coated with grease, - …your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to go to the rest room., If you drop a tool, e.g. an eraser, If you drop something, - …it will roll to the least accessible corner, If you are doing something stupid, - …someone will always be there to see you., If you dial a wrong number, - …you’ll never get a busy signal and someone will always answers, If you change queues or traffic lanes, If you change queues or traffic lanes, - …the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now., If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, - …the very next morning you will have a flat tire., When you get completely wet in the bathroom, - …the phone will ring, or some one will knock on the door., When you are out with someone you don’t want to be seen with - …you’ll always meet a family or friend., If you go out with no makeup and wearing your worst clothes and with greasy hair, - …you’ll run into a lot of handsome boys., When you try to prove to someone that a machine doesn't work, - …it will work., When you’re out in a public place, - …parts of your body will start to itch that you can’t touch.,   If you drop a toast, If you drop a toast, - …it will land on the face with butter on it., If you take your car to the carwash, - …the next morning it will rain., If you don’t save things on your computer, If you don’t save things on your computer, - …the monitor will freeze, or the lights will go out.,

FIRST CONDITIONAL-MURPHY'S LAW

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