If your hands are dirty - ...your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to go to the rest room., If you drop some small object - ...it will roll to the least accessible corner, If you are doing something stupid, - ...someone will always be there to see you., If you dial a wrong number, - ...you’ll never get a busy signal and someone will always answer, If a girl goes out with no makeup, with greasy hair wearing her worst clothes, - ...she’ll run into a lot of handsome men., If you wear a new expensive shirt, - ...you’ll spill something on it., As soon as you sit down to have a cup of hot coffee, - ...someone will ask you to do s.th which will last until the coffee is cold.,

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