"my dog is eating my phone charger", "AMLO is at the door", "I´m getting a call from Beyoncé", "my fish is getting out of the bowl", "my hair is on fire", "the tv is talking to me", "the microwave exploted", "I just got stabbed", "I have a snake in my boot", "I just went blind".

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