1) What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer. 2) What do you give your parents at Christmas?
 A list of what you want. 3) What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months. 4) What kind of cars do elves like to drive? A Toy-ota! 5) Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? He has nobody to go with. 6) What does Santa have if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! 7) Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning? Because it was Decembrrrrr! 8) What is every parent’s favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night. 9) What did one snowman say another snowman? You’re cool. 10) What falls but never gets hurt? Snow. 11) Why was the snowman shopping for carrots?  He wanted a new nose! 12) Where does Santa go when Christmas is finished? To a ho-ho-ho-tel

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