How do you know it’s summer in Britain? - The rain gets warmer., Why was 6 afraid of 7? - Because 7,8,9., Can February March? - No, but April May!, Who eats snails? - People who don't like fast food, What's the best thing about Switzerland? - The flag is a big plus., What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? - Finding half a worm., What food is never on time? - Choco-late!, Why are fish so intelligent? - Because they live in schools!, What would bears be without bees? - Ears., What are spiders really good at? - Surfing the web., Why do plants hate maths? - Because it's full of square roots!, What can you catch, but never throw? - A cold!,

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