1) Why did the student eat his homework? a) He was very hungry b) It tasted good c) The teacher said it was a piece of cake d) He forgot his lunch 2) What do you call a fish without eyes? a) A blind fish b) A shy fish c) A no-fish d) A fsh 3) What has hands but can’t clap? a) A clock b) A baby c) A cat d) A robot 4) Why did the math book look sad? a) Nobody liked it b) Because it had too many problems c) It was hard to read d) It was old 5) What do you call cheese that’s not yours? a) My cheese b) Nacho cheese c) Lost cheese d) Fake cheese 6) What did one wall say to the other wall? a) “You look flat” b) “I like your paint” c) “Don't lean on me” d) “Meet you at the corner” 7) What do you call a bear with no teeth? a) A soft bear b) A baby bear c) A scary bear d) A gummy bear 8) Why did the computer go to the doctor? a) It was tired b) It had a virus c) It wanted new apps d) It needed glasses 9) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? a) It was sunny inside b) She forgot her normal glasses c) Her students were too bright d) She wanted to look cool 10) Why did the chicken join the band? a) It liked music b) It wanted to be famous c) It had the drumsticks d) It wanted a new hobby 11) Why did the cat sit on the computer? a) It wanted to sleep b) It liked the screen c) It was cold d) It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse 12) Why did the bee go to school? a) It wanted to learn its spelling b) It liked books c) It wanted honey d) It was bored 13) Why did the music teacher go to jail? a) She sang loudly b) She got caught with too many notes c) She lost her instrument d) She forgot her homework 14) Why did the scarecrow win an award? a) It was funny b) It studied hard c) It was outstanding in its field d) It cleaned the farm

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