1) to create a race of androgenous robots 2) to steal all the world's money 3) and clone their leaders 4) to take over the world's 3 remaining newspapers 5) to start riots all over the world 6) to create sleeper cells of evil bakers 7) to subdue political opponents 8) to plant Manchurian Candidate bartenders 9) to mobilize tweens around the world to attack their oppressors

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