DIRECT ADDRESS: Dave, we are reaching out today to share how you can make a difference in the life of a shelter pet. We are sure that you, Dave, must want to help make sure that shelter pets get a second chance. That's why we're asking you to commit to donating $15 per month., Hey you! Yes, you there, in the laundry room! Are you tired of clothes that aren't truly clean after a wash cycle? Wouldn't you love it if your clothes smelled fresh and clean directly from the wash? You there, you really need the super-duper stackable washer from WHI Industries. It'll change your outlook on laundry!, SWEEPING GENERALIZATION: My grandmother smoked for 80 years and died at 100. Obviously, smoking isn’t harmful., I know five people from WMS. They are all bullies. Therefore, all WMS students are bullies!, ANALOGY: Withdrawal of U.S. troops will become like salted peanuts to the American public; the more U.S. troops come home, the more will be demanded. (Henry Kissinger), Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff – it is a palliative rather than a remedy. (Peter De Vries), People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. (Elisabeth Kubler-Ross),

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